“Bloody tart,” Algy agreed drunkenly, “Deal me in chaps!”
“Algy!” I protested as he proceeded to kick off his boots and dropped his breeches, “At least take you cap and jacket off first!”
“Sorry Balfore,” he apologised. Eporner xxx A ten bob note loosened his tongue
“Mister and Mrs Smith,” the clerk said, “Mr Smith is a regular but he seems to bring a different Mrs Smith on every visit.”
“Slimy looking cove, tightwad, tight trousers, slicked down hair,” I ventured. “Don’t hurt me,” Bunty appealed to us. “Shoot, running through is required of a gun,” someone surmosed drunkenly,
“Why bother sirs, just kick him off the balcony, we are after all on the fourth floor.” the Clerk suggested. I opened the door. “You can come in now Bunty,” some cove suggested as he swung
