“Reet, reet, I’ll pay overtime,” he says, “I knew tha was canny lad, but I’ll be buggered thees’ more bloody tight fisted than what I am.”
“So when does I start,” says I. “Sort her out, word is you’re quite the lad where cricket’s concerned, good stamina,” he explained, “Well that’s what her needs.”
“And what does her think?” I asked. Amateur xxx “Hers like bitch on heat,” he says, “So her needs a lad.”
“And you want me to?” I asked. I hadn’t been in more then ten minutes when Blagthorpe’s bloke from big house turned up. “Ooohhh, that’s so bloody good,” she cooed, “Oh god is that good,” she continued. “I dunno gaffer, I never done it afore,” I says. I hopped up on bed. “Me twat not me ass hole,” she said
