In the paper from the town next to the town I live in there was an ad for a club dancer, I knew that was a stripper, I said I would never do anything like that but I was broke and almost homeless. Porn I said
“sure thing Santa”
I took Santa into one of the private rooms in the back, sat him down and gave him one hell of a lap dance. I put my bra on, it was a little tight but I looked really great. I stopped by the drug store, got a test, went home and sure enough I was pregnant. I went in got the job and started work!
