Besides, no, I don’t think he’s gay. VOLDEMORT
DARK LORD OF SITH
To: Draco Malfoy
From: Daddy
Re: Today’s Game
Son,
The ‘Dark Lord’ has snapped. Xxx video And more importantly, my ogling object is now mine. And, Ms. I’ll buy you some Butterbeer. Hope to see you at the game! And, yes, before you ask, I killed the lawyers representing your interest. – C. I almost sent them out! In. Looney as they get. I’ve got our people organized to run an assault during the game. Attention on the game today will have been lessened by the presence of this calendar. – Charlie Weasley
To: Minerva McGonagall / Deputy Headmistress
From: Albus Dumbledore / Headmaster
Re: Games & Calendars
I am to understand by the glazed look in students’ eyes that the calendars were issued promptly this morning.
