“Can’t remember squire,” I said, “We was down the Flying Horse trying to figure what to do about all these pedos when someone had a brain wave.”
“Can’t remember, how convenient!” he sneered. “You try fucking remembering after twelve pints of Stella (Artois)” I replied, “Anyway it weren’t as if we patented it!”
“And are we to believe you took no pleasure from this?” he asked. Asian xxx “Ah,” the prosecutor replied, “The Allthwaite Pedo-cure.”
“A rope in their ass and out their cock,” I said, “That’s the bit I want patented to stop some cunt nicking my idea.”
“I was going to ask that,” the prosecutor suggested, “If you would let me finish!”
“Look,” I said, “You shoves a curved Iron rod up and round see and when it looks like it’s gone down their cock
