“She says, ‘Haven’t we noticed that the horny bitch has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. Williams have refused to press charges over this incident. Japanese xxx Our legal advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, certain cartoon characters count as persons for the purposes of the penal code, we think Tinker Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a kidnapping, not just theft.”
“I was in my office at the 15th precinct headquarters, when I saw the Red Car jump it’s tracks, and continue to fly down Hollywood Boulevard. “I can confirm the arrival of a team of hostage negotiators from the San Francisco office of the FBI.
