[Fart! HERMIONE. x video I beg you, Rita… Don’t be silly. But one notorious mudblood has stayed at Hogwarts to get a proper education of another kind. OH MERLIN… [Gulp! Lick!] Ewww… Eleven inches long. Oh my dear listeners… [Sob]. I didn’t promise anything like that. [Smile]. RITA. [Smaks, slaps and grunts]. I hope you liked the interview with Hermione the Shiteater and all of her shameful confessions about her dirty duties… RITA. You see it for yourself, Rita. RITA. slurp… They like to spit in my mouth, to laugh, to call it the golden rain, but there’s nothing “golden” in it. Hermione the Shiteater
Interview with Hermione Granger taken by Rita Skeeter in Hogwarts, 1st June 1998.
