I know that I have to say no. Free porn John, you know how long I’ve imagined her on the grill.”
“It’s no prank. I came because I want to really try this, in the real world. Would you be willing to come to California for me?”
“I already live in California. It’s illegal, immoral, and no sane person would go somewhere specifically to be eaten. So here I am, on the computer, discussing my fantasies in an anonymous private chat with some man I don’t know. I could never tell anyone. I see my friend Jess, who’s been dating John, among the group. The sauce is cold and the brush tickles.
